Things We Can No Longer Do

  1. No longer allowed to curl up for a nap in the midst of battle.
  2. Banned from using shape-shifting monsters to take the form of Blank the Many just for the sheer confusion it would cause.
  3. Dropping a melee weapon on an enemy from a height of 200 feet or greater will result in derolls.
  4. Plan A does not default to ‘forest fire.’
  5. When gifted with an enchanted fullblade by a bartender, you are obligated to remember his name.
  6. When gifted with an enchanted fullblade by a bartender, you should actually ask him his name.
  7. There are more sensitive ways to write a character out of the campaign than having them fall a hundred feet and then crashing an airship on top of them.
  8. Not allowed to have that grey render as a pet.
  9. Not allowed to have that grey render as a mascot.
  10. Not allowed to have that grey render as the comedic relief.
  11. Never again will putting a sleeping PC’s hand into warm water become a plot point.
  12. No more T-Pain references.
  13. The Panties of Avandra are neither artifacts nor boons.
  14. Using Astral Seal to punch each other until fully healed is patently ridiculous, and against the concept of a cleric.
  15. Permanent character death awaits the next person who names anything after a Pokemon.
  16. Phasing is not an excuse to completely fuck the game’s mechanics.
  17. Do not ask the bard what class he is unless you’re prepared for a diatribe.
  18. Insulting Vecna for his poor showing against the party is generally considered bad form.
  19. Pulling a weapon on a distinguished celebrity of the city in his own home while surrounded by local government officials, guards, and innocent civilians without having ever decided on a plan that takes all the previous elements into account is an excellent way to get your DM to cry.

Things We Can No Longer Do

The Coalition's War elfshire